Students may be rusticated from McU for violating any of these rules...

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The Communicator exclusively stumbled on the well-guided secret ‘Bible’ regulating examination related offences in McPherson University, Ogun State. For most readers on Campus, this edition is a collector’s edition! Save it and send it to all students in your department.

Do you know that: 

1. Only students with valid clearance and University Identity Cards will be admitted into the examination hall. 

2. Students are to acquaint themselves with and adhere strictly to the instructions governing examinations. So read all the instructions on the front cover page of the examination answer booklets. 

3. Students are to conduct themselves in an orderly manner and obey all the instructions of the invigilators/examiners. 

4. Students should not engage in or attempt any manner of examination malpractice(s). 

5. Students are advised to adhere to the sitting arrangement  to avoid confusion. Students should not remove chairs that have been arranged in the hall for examination purposes. 

6. Students should NOT be in possession of GSM phones or equivalent handsets in the examination halls.

Edited by:

Somade Vincent-Vince

Editor, The Communicator on Saturday

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